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haithinkimfunny:

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

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neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out…


lolsofunny:

oaf-whisperer:

those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday

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(lol here!)


forever-classyx:

Sooo petty omg ♥

forever-classyx:

Sooo petty omg ♥


ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs

When it’s late at night …

sodamnrelatable:

Your mom tells you to go to sleep :

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But you secretly use the computer :

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And when you hear footsteps

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